In the spirit of Bob Hopeless (tags)
Heroic Troops... after a hard two months of "liberating" the people of Iraq... here's your reward! A performance by Mr. American Bad Ass himself, KID ROCK! (wasn't all that fighting, killing, and dying worth while!) You'll also be entertained by Country Singer Chelly Wright and Hip Hop group, Nappy Roots! Now here comes the REAL exciting part... you get to ogle Model Leeann Tweeden! And... FREE Cokes for everybody! Heroic Troops... our next USO show will feature Snoop Dog and his "Girls Gone Wild" troupe! Plus... the Girls of Maxim! Keep fighting! Freedom isn't free! We love ya!