Roland Hill Messy Yard Snitch (tags)
Messy yard snitch Roland Hill sends faxes nearly every week to the city snitching on harmless messy yard criminals.
Terrorism Is in the Eye of the Beholder -or- Liberals at the Trough (tags)
Liberals are notorious for believing everything they hear from the government. Like dogs at raw meat they swallow down whole chunks of government press releases without breathing. At the risk of editorializing, I'd have to say that the only difference between dogs and liberals is that dogs digest what they take in.