FEDERAL GRAND JURY DIGGING DEEP INTO BUSH CRIMES
JIMMY CARTER HOT POTATO (tags)
It seems that ABC news is drifting toward making the Hilary Clinton for president question sound realistic in the United States of Delusions. The realistic qualifications for being president do change fast but the song remains the same. Can she handle a Jimmy Carter Hot Potato?
MARIA MARIA FOREMAN VS THE GUBERNATOR (tags)
Maria Bartiromo, CNBC's finest asset likes to spend a lot of money on her pets. Please leash and spank me soon. Maria sells ads to the Bush cartel. I think George Foreman can beat Arnold the Gubernator while you spank me ringside.
DENNIS MILLER STILL SCARED (tags)
Dennis Miller, former comedian who is still scared to make a joke about the Bush administration has fulfilled his dream of having a regular TV show. CNBC is the new home of the former comedian who seems to have lost his intelligence but has regained his sense of humor which disappeared after 911 faster that Trent Lott leaving the capitol during a bomb scare.
"The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" (tags)
DON'T MOURN MEDIA COVERAGE, ORGANIZE!